DEATH'S A BEACH Bundle - Towel, Beach Bag + 2 Plastic Tumblers

Should you find yourself in an exotic location while wallowing in Gothic, existential woe, just remember that if sometimes "Life's a Bitch," perhaps also, "Death's a Beach"

This listing is for our full "Death's a Beach" bundle which includes...

--30" x 60" sturdy terrycloth velour 2-tone beach towel
--Hefty oversize cotton canvas beach tote
--Two 24 oz Plastic tumbler "Stadium cups" with removable lids & straws

Because creatures of the night wanna have tropical drinks with their black-tipped toes in the sand, too, here's our full "Death's a Beach" bundle , perfect for taking with you on your next Goth Beach Day vacation to the Bermuda Triangle or the Skeleton Coast.

Designed by Pete Klockau at The Black Lagoon Room

Check out our Death's a Beach glow-in-the-dark T-Shirts, too!